Pocket walking hijinks

So I'm as big a fan of romance as the next guy. PDA sure whatever, but this just seems a bit ludicrous. We've all seen a couple walking with one or both of them with their hand slipped in partners back pocket, but this lovely couple decided to walk with her hand slid right in next to his in his front docker-pocket. Perhaps they were involved in some wacky hijinks the night before and they are just hiding the fact that they are actually handcuffed together?

/PS I think the guy in jeans in the foreground may be a leprechaun though I have yet to confirm

Wife and Infant Space Saver

Admittedly this is on Boylston rather than Newbs but having your wife save you a parking space while holding your infant child seemd to qualify at the level of D-Baggery I seek to honor.