Super Duper Pantaloons

It was like a gift sent down from Jebus.

I stepped out of my office and BAM! There he was, rocking the maroon pants with golden plaid overlay. Alas, his damn shopping bag cast, cast quite a shadow over the glory that is these pants, but I think you get the idea.

Look closely at his left ankle, it appears there was some type of built in device to keep his trouser leg from becoming ensnarled in his chain if he were in fact to risk this outfit on some type of cycle.

Scooters

I like the environment as much as the next guy, but I'm willing to bet environmental concerns are not at the top of the list for most of Newbury's scooter lovers.

I suspect annoying me by blocking the sidewalk and being able to dash from one end of Newbury to the other to get from a manicure to a mid afternoon patio luncheon are the leading reasons for scooter usage in this neighborhood.

Eating Outside

Newbury DBags really like the idea of eating outside on the many restaurant patios available along this prime strip of dooshbaggery.

(pour some of your 40oz on the curb in loving memory of recently deceased DBag Hall of Famer Armani Cafe)

Of course sometimes eating outside can be very pleasant, but is fighting a 30 mile an hour wind to get your craptaucular Stephanies salad to your mouth really worth the effort?

Intro

Inspired by the world wide success of Stuff White People Like and recent walk around the block I couldn't help but want to start documenting some of the wonderful things I see every day that make me smile.